Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Brushing your teeth can cause blindness

Oh, yes, it’s true. This morning, while hurriedly applying toothpaste to my brush, I raked the brush too hard and splayed some toothpaste up into my eyes. Painful stuff that toothpaste. I couldn’t see for a good five minutes as I washed the confounded stinging mess out. I was totally blinded…

Owuuuu cha!

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