Banjo Jokes Overheard at Guitar Kamp

In honor of my dad. Humor he’d have enjoyed.

What’s the difference between an onion and a banjo?
People cry when you cut an onion into pieces.

What’s the difference between a skunk and a banjo?
People brake for a skunk in the road.

I’m so upset!
Why!?
Somebody broke into my car...
and left a banjo inside!

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